Most of these are real, either skilled by me personally or a number of my feminine friends. Okay okay, some we comprised, not too many really. Hey, no body stated it absolutely was unlawful to possess just a little imagination ?whether you know Norwegian society well, or whether you know me well ? you can try to guess which ones I made up though, a good test to know.
1. Would you like to have kids beside me? Or even, inform me. I’m 35, no time and energy to lose with you.
2. Exactly How times that are many week would you train?
3. Would you like to be my “venn med fordell”? Me: Your just exactly what? Man: Friend with advantages, you understand, intercourse.
4. Would you like friluftsliv?
5. Don’t stand therefore near to my vehicle. It’s a Tesla you realize, extremely expensive.
6. Will you be drunk? After all drunk enough never to keep in mind what we are planning to do?
7. Which nation can you originate from? Oh We have a that national country coloured currently on my globe map of origin of girls we had sex with. Me know, I am interested if you know any girl from Fiji, North Korea or Romania let!
8. Man: can you go far from Oslo? Woman: To where for instance? Man: towards the town in Trondelag I spent my youth in and live 30 meters far from my moms and dads. You realize, for our young ones to develop up in nature and material. Girl: What’s your title once more? Guy: Nevermind.
9. It had been this type of koselig night we spent together don’t you imagine?
11. I like the whale burger right here, you ought to have that.
12. Do you wish to snus?
13. Man: Which novel from Knausgard would you choose? Me: we don’t understand, We haven’t look over any one of them. Guy: (surprised) You don’t look over Knausgard? Exactly what can you read then?
14. What makes you therefore brief? Can there be a hereditary issue in family?
15. Do you eat lutefisk?
16. Would you like to turn into A norwegian resident? Why don’t you? Norway may be the place that is greatest on earth you understand.
18. Oh you’re that French woman who writes about Norwegians. Exactly How readers that are many you receive each week. Wow numerous? Are you able to reveal me?
19. What exactly is your 5-year plan?
20. Did you hurt your self whenever I banged the cup home in the face? Oh you expected us to support the hinged home for you personally? Sweety, this really is Norway, women can be not treated like young ones here, these are typically anticipated to hold and carry every thing by themselves. It’s called sex equality. (Again, screy you gender equality – often).
This might be mostly in what Norwegian guys say, for those who have any input on strange things Norwegian ladies state on dates, be my visitor and contact me together with your tips! Additionally, when you yourself have other input on things guys say, carry it on. Note: it was motivated by a competition that is twitter #FirstDateQuestions.
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49 thoughts on “ Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just men that are norwegian ”
I really think 1 and 2 are reasonable…
Om nom nom, whale
I really couldn’t find one which sounded constructed. Really. They’ve been similar to that!
1 – 5 and 14, is my guess you used your imagination ?? Norwegians are typically diplomatic in this case and don’t talk it away additionally I saw large amount of them who like smaller girls